Unicorn warmth comes from tequila. http://t.co/R1yrOZ0805

Unicorn Ride, Memorial “I’m Rick Jam’s, B’tch” Edition. (@ Lucky’s Pub) 4sq.com/1hgbzKW
I will not stop harassing squirrels trying to eat the suet i left for the birds … slate.com/blogs/wild_thi…
Lying about immigrants to make you hate them more: Dan Patrick feedly.com/e/soufpPzG
LOLtastic RT @PopSci: On the probability of aliens dressed as nuns visiting Las Vegas flip.it/yKpHo
I had a nightmare of traveling through darkened woods last night. I see now that it was a reminder that tonight was #SleepyHollow