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haiku

June 25, 2007February 11, 2004 by bshirley

superbowl halftime over-hyped blah, as usual wardrobe malfunction

West Alabama Drive-By

June 25, 2007February 7, 2004 by bshirley

http://houstonpress.com/issues/2004-02-05/hairballs.html/1/index.html Dec 27 a truck drove by shooting at the West Alabama Icehouse, it came back by, with three off-duty, drinking, Harris County Deputies – they shot 40 times, riddling the truck, missing the driver and passenger, whack! -b

I’m from the rough side of the tracks.

June 25, 2007February 3, 2004 by bshirley

Today, at my elementary school, a 5th grader shot himself in the groin. I left there in 3rd grade, so I never got to be gun-toting cool. -b

Superbowl-free zone

June 25, 2007February 1, 2004 by bshirley

The whole lifestyle section in the Chronicle this morning is designated as a “Superbowl Free Zone”. I literally laughed out loud.

I am the Hoi Polloi

June 18, 2007January 29, 2004 by bshirley

The Chronicle says: “Most official Super Bowl parties this week are private, invitation-only soirees, such as Maxim and Playboy magazines’ celebrity-magnet events. Or they are free street bashes, such as the downtown Main Event concert jams, where few, if any, boldfaced name personalities will be mixing and mingling with Houston’s hoi polloi.” –chron Come on … Read more

Wait, wait: parse that WMD statement

June 18, 2007January 28, 2004 by bshirley

If you didn’t hear Wait, Wait this weekend, you missed the Dean Scream Buzzer and attempts at immitation and an attempt to parse the administration’s latest statement on weapons of mass desctruction – worth the price of admission itself.