AUS failed me: no breakfast @drpepper. But AA had it inflight #FTW
bshirley
Tweet: They were just paging someone …
They were just paging someone who left their cowboy boots at the security check. #AUS Bergstrom
Tweet: Hey @nonsequiteuse, … poodles
Hey @nonsequiteuse, my sister’s been keeping Jolie since in- law couldn’t manage (also Labradoodle on left) http://t.co/FLvBBOvXzK

Tweet: Does the amount of time it takes …
Does the amount of time it takes me to find my Roomba after cleaning a closed room measure my intelligence or slovenliness?
Tweet: LinkedIn, why must you always fail me …
LinkedIn, why must you always fail me (when I try to reply to messages)?
Tweet: Doing the same task on …
Doing the same task on my 2013 iMac and my 2008 Macbook really makes me want a new laptop!