Backstage at Bayou Music Center http://t.co/yXLx33i2dX

Pre @HouRollerDerby @BayouMusicCtr 2014 season opener http://t.co/fThluVWzq3

Full line up at the Buc-ee’s men’s urinals turned into the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles.
I’m through the TSA checkpoint. Can I now joke about imparting bodily harm upon this ass? Loud volume iPad racing game. Headphones or mute!
Local Colorado news reporting that the 3 first CO Trader Joe’s about to open. Still haven’t been to and don’t care about one in Houston.