Just noticed a mourning dove nesting on the front porch. http://t.co/8ZVzdFVbTZ
bshirley
Tweet: Citi Bank really didn’t want me to pay my taxes …
Citi Bank really didn’t want me to pay my taxes, or at least not to use Inuit TurboTax. They blocked my payment as fraudulent.
Tweet: I walk into the bathroom of a closed bar …
I walk into the bathroom of a closed bar and the bartender (exiting the bathroom) said “hello, Mr. Shirley” #barfly
Tweet: Why Hillary v. Jeb Would Be Great for America …
Why Hillary v. Jeb Would Be Great for America flip.it/M36P6 – interesting read.
Tweet: Floor going down now. …
Floor going down now. Doors at 7, first game at 7. (@ Bayou Music Center for Houston Roller Derby BOUT #3!) 4sq.com/Q1BpdE
Tweet: Everyone needs a lamp with crazed monkeys climbing…
Everyone needs a lamp with crazed monkeys climbing it. And by everyone, I mean me. instagram.com/p/mqSS03rME2/