raised suet feeder 18 inches, two minutes later squirrel jumps from window sill, doesn’t come close, flip-flops like a falling cat. awesome.
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If Rick actually claims to have read [The Signal and The Noise], follow up: Do you think the questionable polls gave Santorum a bump over you in Iowa?
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Interview Question to Rick Perry: your name is mentioned in The Signal and The Noise, have you read it? Follow up: why not?
Tweet: Just noticed a mourning dove nesting …
Just noticed a mourning dove nesting on the front porch. http://t.co/8ZVzdFVbTZ

Tweet: Citi Bank really didn’t want me to pay my taxes …
Citi Bank really didn’t want me to pay my taxes, or at least not to use Inuit TurboTax. They blocked my payment as fraudulent.
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I walk into the bathroom of a closed bar and the bartender (exiting the bathroom) said “hello, Mr. Shirley” #barfly