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It’s a good thing the Mexican border is so porous, Texas women need to find healthcare somewhere.

“Bud Light? Bottle or draft?” A phrase that should never be said. Free up that tap!

Announcer: “Brazil’s going to have to do it the hard way” … according to the rules #HulkBiceps

I miss real phones. That actually worked.

When did all basketball players start wearing nerd costumes?

As long as Greece know they cheated and Ivory Coast should have made it through, that’s okay with me.