Some students in NYC produce an homage to the Preamble of the United States Constitution:

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And you’ll have to make your own connection to how this ended up in my head…

“I have to admit,” he said, “that I’m one of those people that still thinks the dishwasher is a miracle. What a device! And I have to admit that because I think that way, I like to load it. I like to look in and see how the dishes were magically cleaned.” -Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas as quoted by the New York Times