Wild Onion: Idiots Shop at Wal-Mart

Idiots shop at Wal-Mart. Of course this is nothing new. Truisms that perhaps your average Wal-Mart shopper doesn’t know… The largest US bill curently made is the $100 bill. The average Wal-Mart till isn’t gonna have change for a $1,000,000 in it. At no time is there a $1000 worth of stuff in Wal-Mart that … Read more

Lena Fisher b-day

BBQ man Adam Fisher mentioned to me that he is having a surprise birthday party for his wife Lena on thursday at 6pm under the Big Top. So, if you like to celebrate her birthday, come on out. -b

Wild Onions: Stop the Gall

In an attempt to reduce the amount of bile being generated across the nation, because of policies of the Bush administration, misguided doctors yesterday removed the gall bladder of John Ashcroft. Surgeons Remove Ashcroft’s Gallbladder March 9, 2004 By LAURAN NEERGAARD, AP Medical Writer WASHINGTON – Surgeons successfully removed Attorney General John Ashcroft (news – … Read more

Chron: no Bush coverage?

As of 11pm, the Chron’s Election Coverage is noticeably devoid of the Republican Presidential primary results. Earlier, none-of-the-above (i.e. “Not Bush”) was getting 8%. This is of Republicans who vote in primaries. Where ever did the results go? -b

Wildflowers in the front yard

Spring’s been a bloomin’ in Houston for several weeks.  And I’ve got dozens of things in my yard joining the party.  The red bud is always the most visible, but there are several others that show up a little earlier.  I haven’t mowed the yard in many, many months.  And one benefit is the wood-sorrel … Read more

To Vote or Not

Are you registered (in Texas)? Are you voting today? (Or have you already voted?) If your answers are YES and NO respectively, then I implore you to be a good citizen and sign the ballot access petition of any one of the “third parties” that don’t have corporate fundraising machines, or automatic ballot access. Help … Read more