dreamscape

i don’t (i.e. remember a dream) very often,… i had a new pet duck, it was brand new, so i was keeping it in an igloo, the 6-pack kind, and it was floating,…. not in water, but in white wine, it seemed happy, but i noticed it dipping it’s bill into the “water”, which was, … Read more

Wild Onion: Idiots Shop at Wal-Mart

Idiots shop at Wal-Mart. Of course this is nothing new. Truisms that perhaps your average Wal-Mart shopper doesn’t know… The largest US bill curently made is the $100 bill. The average Wal-Mart till isn’t gonna have change for a $1,000,000 in it. At no time is there a $1000 worth of stuff in Wal-Mart that … Read more

Lena Fisher b-day

BBQ man Adam Fisher mentioned to me that he is having a surprise birthday party for his wife Lena on thursday at 6pm under the Big Top. So, if you like to celebrate her birthday, come on out. -b

Wild Onions: Stop the Gall

In an attempt to reduce the amount of bile being generated across the nation, because of policies of the Bush administration, misguided doctors yesterday removed the gall bladder of John Ashcroft. Surgeons Remove Ashcroft’s Gallbladder March 9, 2004 By LAURAN NEERGAARD, AP Medical Writer WASHINGTON – Surgeons successfully removed Attorney General John Ashcroft (news – … Read more