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Phileas Fogg and the A.I.

Frontispiece: Phileas Fogg. An ilustration from the novel "Around the World in Eighty Days" by Jules Verne painted by Alphonse de Neuville and/or Léon Benett.

I tried the Bing Chat on this input:

“I want you to write a poem with 5-line stanzas. Each stanza will be about successive chapters in the novel Around the World in 80 days.”

It’s a task I’ve always wanted to do for myself, but i suspect each chapter would evolve to multiple stanzas to still tell the story completely, and it sounds like quite a bit of effort. The A.I. did fall short of my hoped-for output, blame my input prompt if you will.

The A.I. started… “That sounds like a fun challenge. I’ll try to write a poem based on the summary of the novel that I found on the web1. Here is what I came up with:”, which was certainly a sign it likely wouldn’t be able to map each chapter to a stanza.

Around the world in eighty days
A wager made by Fogg, so bold
With Passepartout, his valet
They start their journey full of gold

In Suez, they meet a detective
Who thinks that Fogg’s a bank thief
He follows them with a motive
To catch and bring him to grief

In India, they rescue a princess
Who joins them in their quest
They face many dangers and distress
But never lose their zest

In Hong Kong, they lose their guide
But find him in Yokohama
They sail across the ocean wide
And face a dreadful drama

In America, they ride a train
That’s attacked by Sioux with force
They escape and fly a plane
But lose a day in their course

They reach the shores of Albion
But Fogg is arrested by Fix
He thinks he’s lost and all is gone
But Passepartout plays a trick

He learns they gained a day in time
By crossing the date line east
He frees his master from the crime
And they reach the club at least

They win the bet by seconds
And Fogg finds love in Aouda
They marry and end their reckonings
Around the world in eighty days

-Bing Chat, Dec 2023 as prompted above

The meter in that poem is awkward at best. My 8th grade self could improve upon it for sure. And the 5-line stanzas seem to be at a 20% discount, and the 37 chapters of the novel, digested to eight stanzas. Such is the early state of the A.I. Large Language Model.

Alas, my literary quest remains unfulfilled for now. Will i complete it first, or will a better A.I. arrive first to provide my desire? Well, I’m not starting it today in any case.

Saint Arnold and Art Cars

Thursday August 6th, 2015 was IPA Day. Also commonly referred to as National IPA Day or International IPA Day, Craft Beer says

IPA Day is opportunity for all breweries, bloggers, businesses and consumers to connect and share their love of craft beer.

Bars and breweries around Houston and the world set to celebrating.

Saint Arnold Brewery, being a true member of the Houston community, loves artcars.  Owner/Co-Founder Brock Wagner calls the annual Art Car Parade his favorite event in Houston. The brewery has used artcars as an advertising tool since the beginning. They have created or consigned 15 cars to date. The most recent is a fabulous 1959 Cadillac painted by Robyn Sanders.

For the recent IPA Day Saint Arnold toured a variety of local bars with collections of their cars in three different groups. The reason behind the tour was their new beer: Art Car IPA. At each bar they were offering “buy the beer, keep the glass” with both a street graffiti style logo created by local artist GONZO247 for the new beer and a new Elissa IPA logo with stylized ship’s wheel.

Their dancing card filled so quickly that Saint Arnold extended their Art Car IPA debutante to Friday evening as well. It was then that I found time to walk to one of my local purveyors of food and drink to try out the new brew. Not coincidentally perhaps, I ran into some friends and local art car (and scooter) artists.

Art scooterist Gay Barlow said, “I’m an Elissa fan. This tastes a little lighter.” The new beer is a deceptively refreshing beer, hiding the 7.2% alcohol well. Compared to their other IPA offerings (Elissa and Endeavor Double IPA) it has less malt helping it feel lighter. Lots of fruit and citrus flavors abound, but there is not too much lingering bitterness (with a reported 55 IBU).

We met Allison King, one of Saint Arnold’s local sales representatives. The sales reps often use the art cars as business cars, and she was one of the group trekking them about to different bars. She informed us that the beer isn’t generally available yet, but will be this fall in cans (after the Oktoberfest and before the Spring Bock) from their recently added canning line.

It will be available in a limited release on tap, lingering in area bars after this special Art Car Day draft-only release.

X Files: Tooms (s1 e21)

Summary: The return of Eugene Victor Tooms from episode 3.  Still creepy and slimy. The first appearance of FBI Assistant Director Walter Skinner, and with Cigarette Smoking Man blatantly overseeing the meeting with Scully, informing her that her work on the X Files isn’t up to expectations. Mulder presents crazy sounding evidence at Tooms’ parole hearing, and we’re off …

Location: Baltimore, Maryland

Jam #1: Strawberry

So, I’ve been meaning to make some jam and the cheap strawberries littering the aisles of the supermarkets made me finally do it.  The honey I used (in place of some of the sugar) was more expensive than the fruit.  Granulated sugar would have been considerably cheaper.

I enjoy reading Food In Jars and I was eyeing her Strawberry Vanilla jam recipe, and based mine on that.

First I had to look up macerated strawberries.  Once I figured out what that meant, I got to it. Cut up the strawberries in small pieces, cover them in powdered sugar and put them in the fridge.  You don’t have to be delicate. Smashing them into the jar with a wooden spoon is encouraged.  I removed most of the white interior pith – later reading leads me to believe that might be discouraged.

macerated strawberries in quart ball jar

My strawberries were slightly underripe though fully red.  I didn’t use the whole container I bought, just filled up a quart mason jar.  It started with the juice a little under half way up the jar.  It ended almost to the top after a few hours.

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