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Tweet: It’s hard to get any work done when they’re starin…
It’s hard to get any work done when they’re staring at you. http://t.co/lgzx0VAigx

Tweet: WTH, I usual blood test from my left hand, no prob…
WTH, I usual blood test from my left hand, no problem, I randomly pricked my right ring finger and it bruised badly, hurts to pick things up
Tweet: Hey. @TxDOTHoustonPIO @TxDOT can you use those sig…
Hey. @TxDOTHoustonPIO @TxDOT can you use those signs to remember drivers to turn on their lights in rainy weather. Visibility bad AUS->HOU!
Tweet: 9:11 am, naked Moho Nixon sighting on S Congress #…
9:11 am, naked Moho Nixon sighting on S Congress #SXSW #polka #930 #830isthenew930
Tweet: Reverend Peyton warming up, El Mercado waiter pass…
Reverend Peyton warming up, El Mercado waiter passing out Alaskan Amber Ale communion-like to those seated in the room.