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Who will have lower polling numbers when he drops from the race: Ted Cruz or Rand Paul?

Who do I need to talk to to get my LatLong reverse lookup to show as “Lesser Heights” rather than “Greater Heights”, that would be awesome.

Hear, hear: “Even with HBO Now, cord-cutting naysayers are still getting it wrong” –@OneJaredNewman techhive.com/article/289553…

Opening Day 2-0 win by @astros – great pitching, love me some small ball!

Watching Pretty in Pink. ($5 on iTunes right now) Name me a movie with a significant scene in a record store. 3, 2, 1, go …

I may start bootlegging water to California this summer. #lucrative