Dan Patrick breaking his own rules to Scare Legislate. Why did you bozos vote for this moron? Why did you not vote? offthekuff.com/wp/?p=66893
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iPhone, you need to learn about gumbo, because it’s awesome, not “humbug” http://t.co/30jN6w2lFs

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Dog day at the park. Dogs everywhere. http://t.co/irmrHTocEa

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I am SO happy I’m not watching two buffoons beating each other up … for sport.
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Two Legends facing off this weekend. So, they’ve been fighting long through their prime? Old dude fight weekend?
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I’m loitering at a convenient store, waiting till noon because of the TABC. #inconvenient