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The winner of tonight’s debate was definitely Dan Paxton – no one talking about him tonight. *cough* felony indictment *cough*

The #FoxDebate after clips have totally been cut together by a reality show producer. Approaching #hungergames dystopia every year.

It’s REALLY time to get to the convenient store for an IPA! #IPAday #FoxDebate I need a drink and to calculate the #YouHateIDonate funds

“This is what I believe … I believe in … the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch” -J Bush #FoxDebate

“I’m a different kind of Republican.” (aka RINO) -Rand Paul #FoxDebate

Did Carson just say #AllLivesMatter ?! #FoxDebate