Vail beer run. Fridge is now happy http://t.co/XzrVKZudIQ

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Vail beer run. Fridge is now happy http://t.co/XzrVKZudIQ

“I prefer not to.” -Bartleby, the Scrivener (Herman Melville)
They were just paging someone who left their cowboy boots at the security check. #AUS Bergstrom
Hey @nonsequiteuse, my sister’s been keeping Jolie since in- law couldn’t manage (also Labradoodle on left) http://t.co/FLvBBOvXzK

Does the amount of time it takes me to find my Roomba after cleaning a closed room measure my intelligence or slovenliness?