Pre @HouRollerDerby @BayouMusicCtr 2014 season opener http://t.co/fThluVWzq3
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Tweet: Full line up at the Buc-ee’s men’s urinals …
Full line up at the Buc-ee’s men’s urinals turned into the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles.
Tweet: I’m through the TSA checkpoint. Can I now joke …
I’m through the TSA checkpoint. Can I now joke about imparting bodily harm upon this ass? Loud volume iPad racing game. Headphones or mute!
Tweet: Local Colorado news …
Local Colorado news reporting that the 3 first CO Trader Joe’s about to open. Still haven’t been to and don’t care about one in Houston.
Tweet: “She’s a little bit all over the place” …
“She’s a little bit all over the place” Olympic commentator oxymorons