I walk into the bathroom of a closed bar and the bartender (exiting the bathroom) said “hello, Mr. Shirley” #barfly
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Tweet: Everyone needs a lamp with crazed monkeys climbing…
Everyone needs a lamp with crazed monkeys climbing it. And by everyone, I mean me. instagram.com/p/mqSS03rME2/
Tweet: Reminder: tonight is board game night …
Reminder: tonight is board game night #ShadowRift #bggplay and this Saturday is @HouRollerDerby #Brawlers http://t.co/mKlZXwo7lq
Tweet: It’s hard to read my book when …
It’s hard to read my book when listening to twenty-somethings’ first date conversation a table over.
Tweet: “Economists have called 9 of the last 6 recessions”
“Economists have called 9 of the last 6 recessions,” -The Signal and the Noise
Tweet: The Houston spring conundrum …
The Houston spring conundrum: turn the heater back on or not?