Category Archives: random

bshirley

“And in walked these German girls …” that’s the night I’m having

5 deliveries on my front door. 1) Kitten Zipper thinks it’s Christmas. 2) I feel a bit like Opus. #BloomCounty

had a @Whataburger Jalepeño Cheddar Sausage Breakfast Biscuit Sandwhich this morning. it. was. #awesome … limited time: sad

Has Family Feud ever asked “Name something that people groom that they don’t really need to.”? Because my G-rated answer is “cuticles”.

raised suet feeder 18 inches, two minutes later squirrel jumps from window sill, doesn’t come close, flip-flops like a falling cat. awesome.