Until @CBS figures out how to stream without cutting things off, @LimitlessCBS editors should leave a 5 second buffer before commercial.

The ABC keeps telling us it’s #OUvsTEX. Sorry gentlemen, the is the #UTvsOU game. #HookEm

Texas takes a 14-0 lead and the Jehovah’s Witnesses knock on my door. #UTvsOU

“Retroactive confirmation” — my periods are now passive aggressive. sorry for completing my thoughts. languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=21548

A step in the right direction —Justice Department set to free 6,000 prisoners, largest one-time release. washingtonpost.com/world/national…

The amount of beer sold in Zimbabwe dropped 8% last year. Sure sign of a bad economy!