bshirley

Mullah Mohammad Omar “fled into the mountains … on the back of a motorcycle” apparently not man enough to ride his own motorcycle

Indeed! “Hopefully people will forget about Tom Brady’s balls long before they’ll forget that a girl is coaching in the NFL.” – @jwelter47

I don’t dislike being out in the heat. The problem is coming back inside to the cool air when I’m soaking wet. #97° (feels like 111° is BS)

The winner of tonight’s debate was definitely Dan Paxton – no one talking about him tonight. *cough* felony indictment *cough*

The #FoxDebate after clips have totally been cut together by a reality show producer. Approaching #hungergames dystopia every year.

It’s REALLY time to get to the convenient store for an IPA! #IPAday #FoxDebate I need a drink and to calculate the #YouHateIDonate funds