I can never find a @UTAustin @TexasFB calendar to subscribe to that someone else will turn those TBDs into actual times when they happen!

Paging @TheRealKinkster @realDonaldTrump @THErealDVORAK @RealBenCarson … really #FRIEDchicken twitter.com/coffeemike/sta…

Report: Texas Will Charge Texas Tech’s Band $100 Per Seat #FireStevePatterson he is a colossal ass! #TexasEx collegespun.com/big-12/texas-t…

Art car truck picking up my recycling this morning! #houston heights

Seth Meyers said he grew up in suburban New Hampshire. Is there an urban New Hampshire?

Apple’s continued refusal to support industry standard Adobe Flash™ will cause the failure of iPhone 6s. #hatersgonnahate