Dear Diary,
Today, er… i mean Wednesday,… Mallard Fillmore actually hinted that President George W. Bush is perhaps something less than an entirely capable first executive. I would have gone outside to see if the world had stopped spinning about its axis, but Bruce Tinsley was unable to pull the trigger without making it a joke about Democratic fiscal irresponsibility.

As if W wasn’t the most fiscally irresponsible president we’ve ever had. At least when Democrats are spending more (on social services), they’re also raising taxes.

Up may be down, but the world is still spinning.

-b