Blonde on Blonde

Joal [sic] Ryan in this Puff Piece makes fun of Jessica Simpson for not knowing if the mainstream Americana food Chicken of the Sea is “chicken or fish”.

Problem is, his subtitle is “Now who’s going to tell Jessica Simpson chocolate mousse is a vegetarian dish?”.  In actuality, Chocolate Mousse contains gelatin, and is therefore NOT vegetarian.  So much for the education of our journalists.  Oh, wait.  The source is E! Online Celeb/Gossip.  No journalism involved there.

“For the record, we don’t know that Simpson thinks chocolate mousse is made from moose, or as Jessica might say, “meeses.”  We’re just taking an educated guess.”
Nope, no moose, just horse.

-b